Please hold hands with me. Mail can be electronically sent to alan.w.harris@gmail.comThe world according to AlanTumblr (3.0; @alanharris)http://alanharris.tumblr.com/As further proof we are the "Me me me" generation:We immediately become defensive and lambaste Time magazine, instead of being critical thinkers, and...http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/51040798780http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/51040798780Tue, 21 May 2013 22:40:00 -0400TimeMe me meArroganceLazySchool is for foolseyeonspringfield: “I don’t recall saying ‘Good Luck’” <iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jz0zhoMG65o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/post/49429740163/i-dont-recall-saying-good-luck" target="_blank">eyeonspringfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I don’t recall saying ‘Good Luck’”</p> </blockquote>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/49438139888http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/49438139888Thu, 02 May 2013 10:33:22 -0400So long, decency. <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/297e9f7ba7023c7d83de2e924c91e984/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ddbd6319af695cc9109a8e09b3a8978/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3424da4d86bad82ae1521f1c10281413/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d694d02e2b814394af2bc003b15df785/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36f3b9ec06522d3fdd91fda90375ba40/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8812294f64b45f8fe223272608376d1/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3768092f62b16ccbe6d2f5ca7e47a18/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a761b88dc5684cbcefc7820792c417b0/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/170141654faffeee8241fffd14482a46/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f89d203e799831b4d3d29384e662f86/tumblr_mlsrfdEHQr1qc8jh0o10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>So long, decency. </p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/48871288520http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/48871288520Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:53:58 -0400Just me?I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s just me, but I would rather risk being gunned down in the street by...http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/48368904080http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/48368904080Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:11:53 -0400Freedom has a priceRisksBostonManhuntPolice tacticschuckhistory: Marriage. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4dd48dec201a1a2c29610a6bfb567c73/tumblr_mka71uDwdn1qznvrxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/46352323146/marriage" target="_blank">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Marriage.</p> </blockquote>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/46358516224http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/46358516224Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:16:03 -0400levimacdougall: Hello Washington, D.C.! <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f9dafd154854f8ebe0a0ae2ec03ab78/tumblr_mk4t1eBCGm1r6ofrzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://levimacdougall.com/post/46101098793/hello-washington-d-c" target="_blank">levimacdougall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hello Washington, D.C.!</p> </blockquote>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/46206370237http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/46206370237Sun, 24 Mar 2013 19:55:17 -0400apophatic: Ford Apologizes For Ads Showing Women in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52305883644c68b0c3b51cefd2fa537f/tumblr_mk58zfV3xL1qazyfko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apophatic.tumblr.com/post/46126935558/ford-apologizes-for-ads-showing-women-in-bondage" target="_blank">apophatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/100584249" target="_blank">Ford Apologizes For Ads Showing Women in Bondage</a></p> </blockquote> <p><em>Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus</em>.</p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/46173844718http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/46173844718Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:31:47 -0400what in the actual fuck.What a dummyWar.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53b157b71561d361f1f728ecdd39c0b6/tumblr_mjvumwmUa21qzzvhyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>War.</p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/45717968380http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/45717968380Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:56:00 -0400WarSomeone has left me in charge of their tiny baby, which, in my...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3fc3cf85abc4386e74c468f1ca516d62/tumblr_mjtgslbLhI1qzzvhyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Someone has left me in charge of their tiny baby, which, in my opinion, was a terrible idea. </p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/45600797041http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/45600797041Sun, 17 Mar 2013 14:02:00 -0400BabiesScaryBaby's first ABCs of War and PovertyBabysitters clubAh, let us open the newspaper and read more about how the world is ending before our very eyes!http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/45484098189http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/45484098189Sat, 16 Mar 2013 03:33:35 -0400So long, Hugo Chavez. Viva el Revolucion! Viva el Venezuela! Viva el Socialismo!http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44710385261http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44710385261Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:07:49 -0500Socialist revolutionVenezuelaHugo ChavezSo longReading week&#8220;Fuck off, thoughts!&#8221; I screamed while doing a keg stand and campus security desperately...http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44347780560http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44347780560Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:44:55 -0500March BreakReading weekStudyingThoughts are hardThinkingBooks and wordsI made this and it’s called “Snow Falling on...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79e9b92e0447b7d20c5ca7fc9cebfacd/tumblr_mizwahGpRJ1qzzvhyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I made this and it’s called “Snow Falling on Peters”.</p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44306224128http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44306224128Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:49:29 -0500Snow falling on cedarsPeter FaulkPeter PanPeter RabbitPeter SellersPeter JenningsPeter DinklagePeter FramptonSt. PeterSnowWinterPhotoshop: Someone else may have made this point about The Onion's tweet last night, but...: Someone else may have made this point about The Onion's tweet last night, but...: aedison: I’m...http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44038968783http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/44038968783Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:58:37 -0500Eliot’s Bookshop, Toronto, Ontario<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3201892b865e781eac234ddcc48e939/tumblr_mirf3mwx8V1qzzvhyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eliot’s Bookshop, Toronto, Ontario</p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43962283098http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43962283098Sun, 24 Feb 2013 23:57:22 -0500Eliot's BookshopTorontoYonge StreetPhotographyBooksBookstoreI don’t even know what to make of my Facebook ads. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5857b2e0ce4d27518307b3ca4b7661b/tumblr_mioucdJrOC1qzzvhyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t even know what to make of my Facebook ads. </p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43824036483http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43824036483Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:33:49 -0500Borrowing a quotation from Theodore Roosevelt which perfectly sums up how I am feeling right...Borrowing a quotation from Theodore Roosevelt which perfectly sums up how I am feeling right...http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43733482905http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43733482905Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:59:23 -0500I wish more people would realize that everything we do is make believe. A bunch of people invented...I wish more people would realize that everything we do is make believe. A bunch of people invented...http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43707650825http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43707650825Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:15:07 -0500Capitalism is dumbDemocracy is kinda dumbEverything is kinda dumbI'm kinda dumbIt was at that moment, sitting there on the couch reading your letter over and over again, that I...It was at that moment, sitting there on the couch reading your letter over and over again, that I...http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43706996006http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43706996006Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:02:00 -0500Breaking up is hard to doRelationshipzRelationshipsLife is hardStuff sucksHey guys. So if I get arrested this is why. And if I do get...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86c62648a49de8846313863aed211c50/tumblr_milklncXyW1qzzvhyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey guys.</p> <p>So if I get arrested this is why. And if I do get arrested, please tell my mom that I love the number 4 special at Norm’s Deli, and if she could maybe figure out a way to send it to me in prison once a day?</p> <p>Thanks.</p> <p><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/hamilton/news/story/2013/02/21/hamilton-ken-stone-csis.html" target="_blank">CBC News article which prompted my response.</a></p>http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43685487287http://alanharris.tumblr.com/post/43685487287Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:10:35 -0500CSISCBC NewsCanadian PoliticsStephen HarperFuhrer HarperIntimidation tacticsI thought we had freedom of association?