Friday, 6th July 2012 at 20:38
Introducing Big Al: the masturbation, whiskey, pornography, surfing the Internet all day, wearing shorts made out of ham while live tweeting a Golden Girls marathon, endless conveyor belt of delicious sandwiches and pastries, life size Kate Middleton doll crafted from human hair making coach! For a small fee of 3 million dollars, Big Al will come into your house and live with you for just a few weeks until he has some stuff figured out and show you how you can live the life you didn’t even know was possible*! Call or find him in the alley behind Blockbuster today! *legal

Introducing Big Al: the masturbation, whiskey, pornography, surfing the Internet all day, wearing shorts made out of ham while live tweeting a Golden Girls marathon, endless conveyor belt of delicious sandwiches and pastries, life size Kate Middleton doll crafted from human hair making coach!

For a small fee of 3 million dollars, Big Al will come into your house and live with you for just a few weeks until he has some stuff figured out and show you how you can live the life you didn’t even know was possible*!

Call or find him in the alley behind Blockbuster today!

*legal

(Source: icanread)

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