Monday, 26th December 2011 at 20:54

My first sexist joke!

My girlfriend was on her way to the kitchen to get a glass of water and I was all like, “Can you make me a fucking sandwich?” And she said, “No problem, and remember it’s your turn to cook dinner and wash the dishes tonight! And please mind your language.”

I said, “You’re right, sorry. And thank you for getting me a sandwich. I love you.”

Haha, women!

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