Monday, 19th December 2011 at 16:55
BREAKING NEWS
North Korean State Television is reporting that Kim Jong Il has risen from the dead, tap danced his way into an awaiting space shuttle, and was taken to the Moon where he will reign as Universal Dear Leader.
In a show of jubilee, North Koreans have began fasting. State Television is denying International reports that North Koreans are starving due to lack of food, and not from fasting. Government Officials have also issued a press release claiming any reports that the country is in shambles is American propaganda.
Kim Jong Il is expected to address the Universe on the weekend from his friend Bernie’s house with the help of two close friends.
More to come.
