The world according to Alan
Canadian politeness
Us Canadians are well known for being unfailingly polite, reasonable, and levelheaded. However, like all people who are polite and calm, we bottle everything up inside and explode in fits of rage.
Take for example the guy who murdered, dismembered, and ate parts of his victim; posted a video of the act online; mailed limbs of the victim to the Conservative Party’s HQ; previously dated one of Canada’s most infamous serial killers; and fled the country to France.
So understand this, World: we may be viewed as the polite Canadians you can make fun of behind our backs, but we’re crazy. We’re fucking, balls-out crazy.
