March 2012
26 posts
Mar 29th
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Wait, there's a movie called "The Midnight Meat...
Are you kidding me?
Mar 26th
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The Ontario Superior Court has taken us a step... →
Mar 26th
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Geraldo Rivera blaming a hoodie for Trayvon...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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In true Irish fashion, I've been drunk every...
Mar 17th
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The thing you need to know about most guys is date...
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Guys, grow up. The Invisible Children guy is a...
He’s trying to raise our attention and make us come to a conclusion about what should be done. He wants to erect a stable government in Uganda. He wants us to get out in public and show everyone our huge knowledge about the issue. He wants us to see his penis, and him stroking it, while he’s vandalizing cars. Cut him some slack!
Mar 16th
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Names I've called my cat
Like other lonely people, I got a cat to keep me company. Like other cat owners, I’ve slowly been going insane. Like other insane people, I’ve started calling my cat a variety of names which, if anyone else heard me say them, would land me in a mental hospital. Here is a list of the most common names I call my cat: - My handsome little man - My handsome little man with tap shoes - My...
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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To women!
On this day, International Women’s Day, I would like to say sorry to all the women in the world.  I’m sorry you still earn less than men. I’m sorry a disproportionate number of men hold positions of power and authority. I’m sorry that we’re still arguing over your right to choose. I’m sorry we’re arguing about fucking birth control. I’m sorry very...
Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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The invisible hand of the free market is bitch...
Mar 5th
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Masturbation is now illegal in Wilmington City,... →
mikerickson: “[E]ach ‘egg person’ and each ‘sperm person’ should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor and be protected against abuse, neglect or abandonment by the parent or guardian,” says the resolution. “[L]aws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal...
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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