July 2011
31 posts
What would you do if your towel smelled like junk...
If you're a potato chip that missed my mouth, I...
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When am I supposed to wash my "laundry day"...
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Swaim (Seriously): 84 →
seriousswaim:
If- If I could- If I had- Oh God, if- If I could reach you If I could drag you down To the hard ground And rip at you And claw at you Nails scrubbing skin Hands twisting sinew Rend you Pull you apart If I could lay you down Among the other dead Open your ribcage up Fish through the gore Find the…
You know, I’ve been wanting to write a serious post about what occurred...
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On the Debt Crisis!
Watching the news would have you believe that the Republican controlled Congress in the United States isn’t acting quick enough to work out a deal with the Democrats to end the debt crisis. This is accurate and should be believed. However, I just want to let my American friends know that if Congress doesn’t act quick enough, you guys can always just move to a developed country* whose...
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On an essay about freedom!
What did my grandfather fight in the Second World War for if I can’t smell people on the subway or look through their bags when they’re not looking?
What country is this? Soviet Germany?
No. I will not come with you, officer. Just because my lifestyle may be “unfashionable” and I might make people feel “uncomfortable” and I might not be an “upstanding...
"US radio host Glenn Beck has compared the island...
Glenn Beck is a fucking monster.
Anonymous asked: I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ) dot ( com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime574041'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
WatchDave Wilson’s love of blueberries is making me uncomfortable.
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On adventures in lunch eating!
I sat in the stall, frantically wondering what I was supposed to do.
“Sir, the mall closed half an hour ago. You’re going to have to come out of there soon,” the security guard said.
I hugged my knees closer to my chest and remained completely silent. “Go away!” I thought. I began to sweat.
Approximately four hours earlier, when I was sitting on the toilet eating...
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I'm gay for lesbians!
On workplace jokes!
I bet it would be really funny to say, “let’s get ready to crumble” if you worked in a bakery.
Hello? Anybody?
The moment I discovered I wasn't that attractive
sharingtime:
I was five years old when this took place.
“Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a model,” I told her.
“Ew, gross. That’ll never happen,” she replied.
