What would you do if your towel smelled like junk...
If you're a potato chip that missed my mouth, I...
When am I supposed to wash my "laundry day"...
Swaim (Seriously): 84 →
seriousswaim: If- If I could- If I had- Oh God, if- If I could reach you If I could drag you down To the hard ground And rip at you And claw at you Nails scrubbing skin Hands twisting sinew Rend you Pull you apart If I could lay you down Among the other dead Open your ribcage up Fish through the gore Find the… You know, I’ve been wanting to write a serious post about what occurred...
On the Debt Crisis!
Watching the news would have you believe that the Republican controlled Congress in the United States isn’t acting quick enough to work out a deal with the Democrats to end the debt crisis. This is accurate and should be believed. However, I just want to let my American friends know that if Congress doesn’t act quick enough, you guys can always just move to a developed country* whose...
On an essay about freedom!
What did my grandfather fight in the Second World War for if I can’t smell people on the subway or look through their bags when they’re not looking? What country is this? Soviet Germany? No. I will not come with you, officer. Just because my lifestyle may be “unfashionable” and I might make people feel “uncomfortable” and I might not be an “upstanding...
"US radio host Glenn Beck has compared the island...
Glenn Beck is a fucking monster.
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Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Dave Wilson’s love of blueberries is making me uncomfortable.
On adventures in lunch eating!
I sat in the stall, frantically wondering what I was supposed to do. “Sir, the mall closed half an hour ago. You’re going to have to come out of there soon,” the security guard said. I hugged my knees closer to my chest and remained completely silent. “Go away!” I thought. I began to sweat. Approximately four hours earlier, when I was sitting on the toilet eating...
I'm gay for lesbians!
On workplace jokes!
I bet it would be really funny to say, “let’s get ready to crumble” if you worked in a bakery. Hello? Anybody?
The moment I discovered I wasn't that attractive
sharingtime: I was five years old when this took place. “Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a model,” I told her. “Ew, gross. That’ll never happen,” she replied.