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Lesson learned the hard way #81
If you answer an ad on Craigslist to have a man come over to your house because he’s into “scatting”, it has nothing to do with jazz music.
Do you think strangers would pay me to tickle...
On the gays!
If you’ve been following my blog for a long time (or a short time), you know that I am no fan of The Gays and their Agenda for equal rights guaranteed by the Constitution. Their orientation is as unnatural as contortion and you wouldn’t let contortionists vote, would you? However, I had been reconsidering my opinion. Who are we to keep equal rights from people whose sexual orientation...
I think it’s great that the Conservative government of Canada has single handedly blocked listing asbestos as a dangerous chemical. We Canadians have been well respected and loved the world over for our level-headed thinking and for being at the forefront of international movements regarding health, peace and the environment. I think it’s about time we start tarnishing that image,...
On the continuing story of Alan looks for an...
Text from my profile! About: Hi there! Despite what you may have heard otherwise, I am a stand-up citizen who hasn’t been charged with anything in a while. My neighbour Gary was charged with murder once when I stole a body from the university’s science department and buried it in his yard as an April Fools Joke. He was released after a while but now he doesn’t really leave the...
How to Be a Feminist Boyfriend →
thefrisky: via Sexy Feminist Ha ha! This sure is stupid!
Chunk of Gardiner falls onto Lakeshore Blvd. →
bgilliard: And then some days it seems like the expressway is just asking to be torn down. My city isn’t good at being a city.
I think it’s great that the Canadian Government is eliminating 700 public sector jobs while simultaneously spending 9 billion dollars on fighter jets and 13 billion dollars on mega prisons. I mean, why continue to employ those 700 people whose life work is dedicated to serving their country when you can build big shiny jails? Odds are we’re going to need those jails when the 700...
Living Alone: Moving in →
livingaloneblog: Get it? Because this is a blog about me living alone and this is the first post. Anyways. Since my ex-wife Susan left me for the Italian guy who lived upstairs in our building I have been living on my own which is fun and never depressing at all. I thought it would be fun to document my life… My new blog is fun and great and nope! Not depressing!
Do you like my blog? Do you like me? Do you want to follow my other blog? Living Alone is my new blog chronicling my life in my apartment! Because when you have writer’s block and are unmotivated to regularly update your main blog, the best thing to do is to start an entirely new blog! The first post should be coming up so follow it now, you big dummies! Exclamation point!
On Father's Day!
My father and I have a pretty unique Father’s Day tradition. Every year on Father’s Day I send him a necktie and pretend to still love him and he phones to thank me for the necktie and pretends to not be disappointed in me. The call usually goes OK until I suggest he hang himself with the necktie I sent him and, in return, he threatens to come to my house and murder me. Happy...
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