August 2009
59 posts
July 2009
16 posts
"What's eating Gilbert Grape" wasn't about fruit...
I have just waisted two hours of my life.
On things I learned while babysitting
A neighbour of mine was recently stuck in a rut and needed someone to watch over their kids for the night. I offered to do it, telling them the kids could come and hang out in the “fun zone” (my house) but, to my surprise, the buzzkills said that I was “unfit” to watch children because I’m “irresponsible”, “lazy” and “I don’t...
On me*
I was born to a young haberdasher and midwife in the old country. I grew up on the family goat farm, helping my father with the chores and occasionally lending a hand at the haberdashery. My mother would have to travel great distances at times to assist in the delivery of children.
My father set his sights on the new country, Canada. I grew up hearing great tales of the wonderful country; its...
On Planet Pi
Amidst stories of Micheal Jackson, British Columbia forest fires, North Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan and other various big news items sat a slightly disturbing piece of information many of you might not have noticed. Planet Pi, one of our closest galactic allies, was invaded by Giants (an elite military faction) from Planet Feigenbaum Constant at approximately 4:50 pm GMT yesterday.
The move,...
And that's the way it was
Walter Cronkite had an enormous influence on my life. He served as the teacher that taught me the important lesson of credibility and integrity.
So long Mr Cronkite, you were truly a great inspiration.
This has been CBS evening news, with Walter Cronkite.
My tweet war (twar?) with Carlos Mencia.
I love comedy and I hate Carlos Mencia. He’s raping comedy, raping it like… something…
Anyways, I decided to start a twar with him. I followed him on Twitter so that every time he posted some of his “comedy” I would notice it and launch a vicious but necessary attack. That asshole doesn’t realise he’s messing with the wrong guy. (And by “messing...
Warped Tour series of events through "Tweets"...
Alrighty. So I attended my first Warped Tour yesterday and decided to “Tweet” throughout the day to let the Twitter community follow along on the adventure. Seeing how none of you fuckers decided to follow along with me, aside from Megan (Hi Megan!), I’ll post the “Tweets” here and give a brief description.
@carlosmencia YOU’RE NOT FUNNY! GO AWAY!
11:03 PM...
Shit. That last post was meant for Blogsecret… Damn it…
Well, cat’s out of the bag now, can’t put it back in.
“I killed a Hobo when I was 18 and never got caught.”
Good idea?
Sometimes you think you get an amazing idea but later on in life you realise that idea may not have been as awesome as you thought.
Case in point.
Legal name change to Funk Master Flex. Sure it sounds cool now but try closing the Smith, Herwitz and Jones deal. Your clients won’t know if they should call you Mr Flex, Mr Master Flex, Mr Funk or what. It… it’s just an awkward way...
“Love is a lot like a salsa sandwich. It’s great at first, very flavourful...”
