June 2009
9 posts
Dear rich person
Hi.
How are ya?
Good, good. Anyways, just wanted to let you know that my heart was warmed by your generosity. In these tough economic times when hundreds of thousands are being forced out of their homes and thousands more are losing their jobs, while greed and insensitivity ravage the upper classes, it’s good to hear of someone with such a kind, generous heart like yours.
Thank you for...
Dear 'The Hills'
Hey guys.
Look, I just watched an episode of your programme and I really appreciate what you guys are doing.
It’s just so hard to raise awareness of important issues among today’s youth. They seem to become more and more apathetic everyday, choosing consumerism and celebrity gossip over world issues and real news. In a sea of disgusting, shameful, garbage that is our television...
Hey Hipsters
Hey Hipsters,
I must say, nothing says “Hey guys, smoking is terribly dangerous to your health and therefore maybe you shouldn’t smoke!” quite like the countless pictures of you guys smoking. Hell, I saw a picture of one of you guys smoking two cigarettes. TWO!
I believe I say this on behalf of society when I say, thank you for trying to raise awareness about the health...
On Scientology... again
I do not attempt to hide my distaste for the “Church” of Scientology (I put “Church” in sarcastic, internet-douche quotes because I don’t believe they deserve to be called a church). In fact, I have already typed out two posts on the subject which can be found here and here. I was quite pleased to read that Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia, has banned any...
Polka →
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
This is a sad, sad day ladies and gentlemen. This is a complete disgrace to the music industry and music fans everywhere.
This is also a slap in the face of Canada. Polka is as Canadian as perogies, Oktoberfest sausage, tiramisu, or the taco so to remove the “Best Polka Album” from the Grammy’s is an insult to Canadian society. What’s next,...
Oh my, oh my
It is hard to gather words to describe how you feel while you are in shock. I need to do my best to accomplish this feat thanks to oh no megan.
While looking through my tumblr dashboard I see, sitting among pictures of hipsters and shelves of books, a post in which blogger “Oh no megan” describes her favourite blog. Intrigued, I click the link to see the blog that has been described...
