My brother took my costume, the “sexual predator.” It consists of track-pants, dirty white running shoes, a trench coat, weird looking glasses and a baseball cap worn too low. He’s going to have candy taped to the inside of the coat so he can open it and try to lure in people.
I’m still stuck between two costumes. I’ll either be a gay Republican or an air-force pilot (I collect military uniforms).
I like the concept behind gay Republican but I don’t know if I’m comfortable stereotyping the gay community. I could imagine some might find it a little offensive. I don’t care about stereotyping the Republicans, though. They generally don’t have feelings. BAM!
But seriously I don’t know what to do.
Happy Halloween all! Don’t drive drunk and for God’s sake lock your doors. This is the first Halloween the police aren’t locking me up as a precaution so, you know, heads up.