As further proof we are the "Me me me" generation:
We immediately become defensive and lambaste Time magazine, instead of being critical thinkers, and carefully considering its title article point-by-point. A symptom of arrogance is failing to think critically about oneself.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I would rather risk being gunned down in the street by an escaped suspect, or be killed by an explosion, than see the city in which I live and love turned into a locked-down police state.
Ah, let us open the newspaper and read more about...
So long, Hugo Chavez.
Viva el Revolucion! Viva el Venezuela! Viva el Socialismo!
“Fuck off, thoughts!” I screamed while doing a keg stand and campus security desperately tried to remove me from the roof of the Sciences building.
: Someone else may have made this point about The... →
aedison: I’m absolutely fine with it. Obviously they weren’t actually calling Quvenzhané Wallis a cunt, because that would be pointless. Nine years old aren’t really anything, let alone cunts. So they must have been doing something else, right? After all, it’s The Onion - they don’t do…
Borrowing a quotation from Theodore Roosevelt which perfectly sums up how I am feeling right now: The light has gone out of my life.
I wish more people would realize that everything we do is make believe. A bunch of people invented everything we do out of some fantasy they had hundreds of years ago. We are only tied to things so long as we want to be.
It was at that moment, sitting there on the couch reading your letter over and over again, that I realized I was right all along; I am happier single.
I threw my hands into the air and dropped to my knees. After reading volumes of philosophical texts, after travelling to all corners of the globe, after speaking to every race, religion, and nationality, I was still no closer to knowing the truth. I looked to the heavens and screamed, “Who runs the world?!” And at that moment the breeze whispered “Girls.”
What is it about school that makes me not want to...
I promised myself I would start studying at 6....
I really hope that people carefully consider how...
♫~♫ 7 am! 7am! That time of the morning when Alan...
The recent schoolyard scrap between China and Japan is much more concerning than your run of the mill regional conflict. It’s very concerning, actually. The Security Treaty Between the United States and Japan of 1951 states: “Japan grants, and the United States of America accepts, the right, upon the coming into force of the Treaty of Peace and of this Treaty, to dispose United States...
“Scientists have found the Higgs Boson recently. Still no word on the G-spot though!” - Jay Leno who has an unhappy wife.
mittromney: paully and i were takin a walk around the hottel last night and i thought i smelled my old art teacher from high school i use 2 laugh at all the time so we went lookin 4 him but it was just sum teenagers smoking jazz cigarettes. we called the police and the kids got arrested haha paully and i laugh so hard hes a really good guy u guys so u should vote 4 us and were always lookin so...